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Personal Meal Plan

A meal plan I write myself, from a week to two months long: from the food you already eat, around your schedule and your budget. Whatever already works for you stays as it is.

Oleksii, the founder of CalorieJoy

My name is Oleksii. I went from 271 to 170 pounds, but not on the first try: I lost 88, relaxed, and climbed back to 249. So I build your plan out of food you'll still be eating after it ends. My story →

Get your first day free →

First day free. Then under $1 a day, less the longer the plan.

What you get

Your dishes. I write the plan from what you actually cook and eat: chicken and rice, chili, tacos, oatmeal.

Your schedule. Night shifts, dinner with the family, lunch from the work cafeteria: the plan fits around them.

Only the changes you need. If your breakfast or lunch already works, I leave it alone and change only what doesn't. Usually that's one to three things: a whole new menu at once tends to be dropped within a week.

Nothing you won't eat. If you can't stand fish, there will be no fish in it at all.

With the reasons. Every change comes with a line on why. For example, why lunch gets more protein when evenings are where you eat more than you meant to.

How it works

  1. 1A few health questions. Some answers mean a doctor should set your calories, so they come first.
  2. 2A food questionnaire: what you don't eat, what you cook, how much time and money you've.
  3. 3I work out your calories myself. Nothing to look up or calculate.
  4. 4I write one day for free and email it within 48 hours. It's one of your real weekdays, built from your answers.
  5. 5If the day works for you, you pay and I write the rest. If not, you pay nothing and keep the day.

What it costs

Under $1 a day. The longer the plan, the less each day costs.

How long do you want your plan?

1 month

$19

$0.63 a day Best value

Get your first day free →

You pay only after you've seen your first day. You can change the length then.

For that you get a plan for the length you choose, and you can email me while you follow it. If something doesn't work, I rewrite that part, not the whole plan.

You pay after you've seen your first day, through Ko-fi by PayPal.

Order your first day →

You pay once. Nothing renews.

This isn't medical advice and not a substitute for care from a doctor or a registered dietitian.